SYSTEM ONLINE — v69.420 — all signals nominal
codegen

your copilot for counting cards at the crypto casino

paste any EVM address. let the AI do the reading.
then ignore everything and ape in anyway.

codegen — token://scanner
SCAN YOUR FIRST TOKEN
free. no signup. no excuses.
$COPIUM +420.69%$RUGPULL -99.99%$HOPIUM +69.00%$BAGHOLD -100.00%$FOMO +1337.00%$REKT -∞%$NGMI -88.88%$WAGMI +420.00%$SAFU -95.00%$MOONMATH +6969.00%$PAPERHANDS -42.00%$DEGEN +999.00%$COPIUM +420.69%$RUGPULL -99.99%$HOPIUM +69.00%$BAGHOLD -100.00%$FOMO +1337.00%$REKT -∞%$NGMI -88.88%$WAGMI +420.00%$SAFU -95.00%$MOONMATH +6969.00%$PAPERHANDS -42.00%$DEGEN +999.00%
> stats.json — totally real numbers
69,420
tokens scanned
roughly 69,000 of which were bad
420
rugs detected
before they rugged (usually)
$0
saved from rekt
you bought anyway. every time.
∞
cope dispensed
the real product
/\_/\ ( o.o ) > ^ < [degen cat] says hello
> /gallery — art is therapy

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  $ $$     $$ $
  $   $$$$$   $
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  $$$$$$$$$$$$
[wealth management] — your portfolio, visualized

    |\
    | \
    |  \
  __|   \__
 |  MOON  |
 |_________|
      |
   *BOOM*
  rubble :(
[to the moon] — every token, eventually

 price
  ^
  |     *
  |    * *  <-- you bought here
  |   *   *
  |  *     *
  | *       *
  |*         *
  |           *
  |            *  *  *
  |                  floor
  +-------------------> time
[the chart] — you were right to be scared

 ████████████████████
 ██  YOUR INVESTMENT ██
 ████████████████████
         |
         | <- dev's hand
         |
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  rug has been pulled
  liquidity: $0.00
  dev: "maintenance bro"
[rug mechanics] — liquidity goes brrr (out)

      ████████
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   █░░░ o░░░o ░░█
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      ████████
  feels bad, man
[market sentiment] — accurate 100% of the time
> how_it_works.sh
four simple steps to financial wisdom (or ruin)
01
paste address
  ┌─────────────────┐
  │ 0x...           │
  │         [SCAN]  │
  └─────────────────┘
any EVM token. we don't judge. (we absolutely judge.)
02
AI reads the contract
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   ║ reading.. ║
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   ╚═══════════╝
so you don't have to. Claude Haiku processes the code, on-chain data, liquidity, holder distribution, and dev wallet activity.
03
get the verdict
  APE SCORE:  87/100
  RUG:         safe-ish
  VERDICT: [PROBABLY OK]
ape score, rug resistance, wife-changing potential, copium index — all the metrics that matter.
04
ignore the verdict
  > buy 100 ETH worth
  > are you sure? [Y/n]
  > Y
  > ...god help you
ape in anyway. this is crypto. we knew you would. we're just here to say we told you so.
> features.txt — what you actually get
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QUICK SCAN
paste address. get verdict. 5 seconds. free tier: 5/day (we know, we know)
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AI VERDICTS
Claude reads the contract so you don't have to. haiku for quick scans, sonnet for deep dives.
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LEADERBOARDS
see what's hot. avoid what's not. also: worst shitcoin of the week award.
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SWAP
analyze then ape. in that order. LI.FI routing. non-custodial. we touch no funds.
> testimonials.log — what users say
100% real. definitely not made up. trust us. (we scored 3/10 on trust.)
★★★★★
"lost everything. 10/10 would scan again"
@degen_larry
★★★★★
"my wife's boyfriend loves this app"
@trustmebro
★★★★★
"finally a tool that tells me what I already know: I'm making terrible decisions"
@paperhandsgang
★★★★★
"the AI told me not to buy. I bought anyway. AI was right."
@ruggedagain
★★★★★
"I showed this to my financial advisor. He cried."
@yoloswap420
★★★★★
"scanned 47 tokens. bought all 47. currently homeless. great UX."
@sendhelp_eth
> hall_of_shame.csv — worst tokens ever scanned
a monument to human greed and bad decisions. learn. or don't.
$SAFEMOON2ELECTRIC0xdead...0000
APE: 0RUG: -12IQ: 1
verdict: "the S in SAFE stands for Scam"
we had to invent new negative numbers to score this properly
$ELONSPERM0xcafe...babe
APE: 2RUG: -5IQ: 3
verdict: "yes, negative rug resistance. that's how bad it is"
contract literally had function transferToDevWallet() called on deploy
$TRUSTTOKEN0x1337...0420
APE: 5RUG: 0IQ: 3
verdict: "the irony writes itself"
100% of supply in dev wallet. liquidity: $69. still rugged.
$SAFEINU2INU0xf00d...1234
APE: 1RUG: -99IQ: 2
verdict: "copy paste of a copy paste of a copy paste"
owner literally named the rug function 'harvest'. we're not joking.
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> LEGAL_DISCLAIMER_v69.420.txt
not financial advice. not even good advice.
we are literally calling this a "degen terminal."
if you lose money, that's between you and your poor life choices.
past performance is not indicative of future results.
future performance is not indicative of anything either.
the AI has read more contracts than any human alive.
the AI is still not your financial advisor.
we are not responsible for your portfolio, your marriage, or your life choices.
by using codegen you agree that you are a degen and know exactly what that means.
> faq.md — questions, answered honestly
the FAQ nobody asked for, written by people who asked themselves
>still reading? the token isn't going to scan itself.
SCAN A TOKEN ALREADY
free. no wallet required. no judgment (okay, some judgment).
hint: try the konami code — ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A